There’s really ノ need to get ソ worked up over something as miンor as this!
ワt the フck is going on
this is my worst nightmare.
Oケ guys let’s chill out, it クld be a lot worse.
I can’t speak for every screen reader, but if you listen to this post on VoiceOver it reads almost perfectly.
For those without a screen reader that transitions between English and Japanese so easily (or sight readers who can’t read Japanese): the symbols are Japanese Katakana. Each symbol represents a phonetic syllable. The entire post is just making puns with that, except for the first post, which is just OP being upset that [shi] and [tsu] look so similar.
This isn’t really a plain language transcription, but more of…a sort of translation?
im still pissed off about [shi] and [tsu].
I don’t [shi] wha[tsu] bad about this?
im going to stab you in the face
[so][n] of a—
There’s really [no] need to get [so] worked up over something as mi[n]or as this!
[wa]t the [fu]ck is going on
this is my worst nightmare.
O[ke] guys let’s chill out, it [ku]ld be a lot worse.
and each poster is only using kana that look very similar to each other
SNW episode 7: Lower Decks crossover! Cartoon shenanigans, wacky hijinks, set phasers to fun!!! 🤩🪐🖖
SNW episode 8: Now, who wants to see some battlefront trauma and war flashbacks?
SNW episode 9: Get ready for Star Trek’s first ever MUSICAL episode! That’s right, folks! Singing, dancing, starry-eyed wonder, even some Klingon pop!!! 🎶🌌🎵
SNW episode 10: How about that musical, huh? Haha that was crazy! Anyway back to the Gorn *splatters blood all over every single available surface on set*
